My Crushes

[My first poem in humor section]

I hope you guys don't get bored, erhm...
Because I have had many, not just couple of them.
Okay, the first one was the doctor who delivered me,
I am sure he too liked me,
Because once he kissed me on my cheek
And how badly I wished I could speak!
I would have told him my feelings then,
But all I could do was wet his shirt, oh heaven!

Second... hmmm... this one
Was better than the first one
This guy really cared for me
And used to help me change my nappy.
He was the wardboy who took care of mom and me
But sometimes, he embarrassed me
I wanted so badly to impress him,
Always be well dressed in front of him.
But well! I could not help you see,
My mom was too weak to change my nappy!

Well! The third one...
Obviously better than the previous one
He was my teacher in kindergarden
I used to roll on the floor to get his attention.
But, there was one thing about him I did not like
He had a son named Mike!

Ok, the fourth one,
He took some time to come
For now as I grew up,
so grew my expectations
And there was hardly any guy who met my specifications
But I tell you, this one
Was close to becoming the final one
He was my classmate in school
Biceps and all, he was too kool!
He used to shower me with gifts and all,
Make me feel happy and tall!

But then, came the fifth one
Who turned out to be better than the fourth one
All social gatherings together we used to attend
But then, he left me later on, for his sixth girlfriend
So guys, finally I was left with none,
No wonder wise people advise to stick to one....
Now I am waiting, for the sixth one to come
And stay with me forever
OrAt least till I find a seventh one!