Surgeon's Day Out

A Surgeons’ day out

White coated messiahs on the run,
The scenic splendour redolent of an egregious pun.
Heuristic Hacks hogging all the fun,
Leaving the patient nary enough for a tea and bun.
Sanctimonious Platitudes ,reeking of Hippocrates
(who incidentally should be turning over in his grave not unlike a vortex mixer)
With the Pragmatic morals of third rate Hypocrites.
Entréz Jean Pasia, with a broken tooth from Eurasia,
Who on post-surgical recuperation,was a major supplicant for Euthanasia.
Loss of the surgeon’s favorite Speculum,
Unerringly Led the trial Straight up to Passia’s Atrium.
He had pummelled the piece in,
But sort of forgotten it ,by the din.
The grounds were lack of competence,
Ubiquitous mediocrity, overtly complacent.
Judge Steele,who upheld the appeal,
Ordered Pasia Hung by his heel.
Erroneous though be the mundane,
The verdict at least was more humane.